Tolland 

1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.

Tolland is the gayest town ever

Tolland by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009

Tolland 

A little town in Western Mass, the most awesome town on the face of the earth, resting high up in the mountains it looks down on poor pathetic Southwick and Granville, Tolland pwns Southwick, great place for hiking, biking, smoking, drinking, having sex, camping, doing drugs, and burying those dead bodies we all know you've got lying around... come on down!

Bob: hey everybody, im from tolland!
Everybody: hey Bob, nice to meet ya!
Alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
Everybody: ewww get her outta here!!

Tolland by tandrollluse June 2, 2009

Tolland CT 

A small rich town filled with rednecks and wanna be gangsters.

"hey where do you live"
"Tolland CT"
"oh so you're rich"

Tolland CT by t town cowgirl October 28, 2009

Tolland High School

A school in Tolland fucking Connecticut run by the Niggler (aka any principal) all the Administrators are Pretentious Faggots with FUCKING stick up there ASSES AND THE KIDS are DEGENERATES. ALL THE KID ARE FUCKING RETARDED they all think flash drives are juuls and they all NEEDDD TO KILL THEMSELVES IMMEDIATE. ALL the girls are flat as fuck SO chad fucked them all (Chad arch enemie of mi maguire) FUCK. EVERYONE THINKS they come from the ghetto NO your not from the Ghetto if you were born in a Hospital FUCKING EVERYBODY was born in a Hospital .THIS school is fill with Autistic spergy MOTHERFUCKERS with there stupid fidget spiners
THEY smash their keyboard like austistc retards trying to play fortnite like JEWbots.

YOUR not a gangster your: REPEAT you are not

EVERYONE is to pussy to say NIGGER there is no BLACK PEOPLE to HEAR you
FUCK THIS SCHOOL

THE KIDS at TOLLAND HIGH SCHOOL have a very low IQ

WE should kill are selves

Tolland High School by thesadkljdasf October 29, 2019

Tolland MA 

A place in the middle of nowhere where no one lives. About 5 different familes live there, and have been for the past 300 years. Electricity is scarce, along with paved roads, traffic lights, and people who use cell phones. They always have snow to get them out of their southwick schoolage.

Ben: I live in Tolland MA!

Mark: Huh?

Tolland MA by Doodlmyr January 25, 2010

Tia tolland 

The absolute goat

Michael: Is aht tia tolland the goat
Josh: Aye it is she’s so hot and has a bunda

Tia tolland by hiwndow May 5, 2022

Lillian Louise Toland 

So this little Greek boy is a crazy bitch that owns a goat and has tiny ass feet. And if you thought that having tiny feet wasn’t bad enough it also has TINY HANDS!!!!🤯 It spends all its time making tik toks and feeding it’s goat. Go pray for lillian. The boy needs help

Woah u see that person with tiny hands and feet and is walking their goat around the block??

“That’s a Lillian Louise Toland”

Lillian Louise Toland by Lillianwalksgoats August 20, 2019