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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Lehigh Tolerance

refers to the ability to hold your alcohol far better than the average person, simply because you attended Lehigh University.The majority of those in attendance at LU typically have a Lehigh Tolerance due to the high consumption of alcohol there.

Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.
Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?

Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.
by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010
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Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.
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toledo pipebomb

Fletcher had a Toledo Pipebomb to celebrate his birthday
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Tolejala

Tolejala is a kind of friend that will stick with you through thick and thin. She is loyal, kind-hearted and has a beautiful personality. She will accomplish anything she puts her mind to.

If you ever meet Tolejala you should hold on tight because she's can bring the flavor that you need in your life. She will treat you like a king, as long as you treat her like your queen. If you cross her there would be no second chances to love her. If you're lucky enough to earn her love, you should count your blessings from above.

Tolejala has a temper and that is true, so if you make her mad she will come for you!
"Tolejala" true,loyal,beatiful
by ILU2 December 5, 2011
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love tolerance

The amount of CRAP you put up with when you are in a relationship with someone. This includes one's patience to give the other person their way, forgiving them or looking past their wrongs and mistakes, and repeatedly having to give and not receiving the same amount in return.

This can be both a good or a bad trait to have. Patience is a virtue, but too much giving and not enough receiving could be interpreted as a doormat.
Marc Anthony has high love tolerance because he is always tested with his patience with JLo's diva antics.

My friend has higher love tolerance than what I thought she would based on the person she carries herself to be. The amount of *shite she puts up with in her love life, would never be carried the same in other relationships in her life.
by swaydoenim July 3, 2010
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toey

I'm a bit toey about the big game tonight.
by wizofaus June 11, 2008
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