timefuck

A Timefuck is when you want to do something but are simply in the wrong part of time.

Bro I wanted to bang 2005 Anna Kornikova but now it's 2016. I'm so timefucked.

by TittyTornado December 21, 2016

Timefuck

Daylight Savings Time, which fucks with what time it is twice a year.

Gotta change all the clocks and deal with an hour of jet lag, because it's time for the timefuck again!

by MysticFlux March 10, 2019

Timefuckery

Whatever they did in the legend of Zelda ocarina of time

Let’s go commit some timefuckery

by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Timefuck

To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet.

We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timefuck me.

by AstleyMcRickFace March 7, 2026