Threefie

A Threefie refers to a person of African descent. It originates from the time when African American slaves were counted as three-fifths of a person.

"That threefie stole my television!" "The amount of threefies on the street is stupendous these days."

by mastrombob October 15, 2011

Threef

When you are deep throating someone so much they make your tonsils fart.

"Shorty gives head so good I made her threef four times!"

by Maoie April 12, 2008

Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

Threetarded

More than retarded, retarded to the third degree.

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!

by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006

threepay

A top rug (i.e. hairhat or cheater slick) which is at least one and one-half as dense and stiffer than any toupee'.

Kimberly: "Is that his hair or a toupee'?"

Susan: "That's no two pay. That shit is threepay!"

by Intercool July 15, 2009

threewatch

Watching something for the third time.

I TOTALLY THREEWATCHED SKAM

by Skamisgood May 21, 2021

kentucky threeway

A threesome in which at least two of the participants are related

I hooked up with those sisters last night it was a real kentucky threeway

by jtman5000 August 8, 2018