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Free thinker

What conspiracy theorists claim themselves to be to make themselves to be as they don't follow the official MSM narrative. Essentially it is a term used to make themselves feel smarter and believe that in the know, therefore alleviating their feelings of superiority over other people.
BBC News: Scientists say that wearing masks protects other from the virus.

Billy-Bob Joe on Youtube with an IQ of 62: I'm a "free thinker", I will not be a sheep, therefore I will not be wearing a smelly mask. They make people look like poo poo heads.
by UltimateDoge February 12, 2021
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Thinkerbating

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Well -- I've been thinkerbating......
by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.
I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.
by redlight hack January 17, 2013
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rape thinker

A young girl who thinks every kind or sexual activity,especially willing...is rape
Rape thinker: *walks into a library* OMG! That girl's getting RAPED!!!
by Jennuhh duh June 30, 2008
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Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.
I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.
by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010
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Thinkering

Tinkering with ideas none of which are clear and actionable. The thought process is less analytical, keeps you aloof from pragmatic, practical options and steers you towards blowing bubbles in the air, ultimately unproductive. If you are ADD then God help you, you jump from idea to idea until you start seeing double… triple… multiple.

There is value in thinkering. May be you'll run into that one idea and create something from nothing, like you will find a treasure in a garage sale.
I spend more time thinkering about unconventional career options rather than actually job searching. For example: ummmmm the astronaut suit will look great on me but i refuse to wear those experimental underwear for a month at a time, I dunno maybe I should get a group of unemployed folks together and shoot a reality show of them while they look for jobs, let’s see I guess could just crash weddings…….
by Sasha.Nath August 4, 2009
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toinker

This word refers to people whose creativity reaches its highest peak when one's in the bathroom, especially when sitting on a toilet.
"I didn't know how to begin my essay when i'm sitting in front of my laptop; but once I sit on the toilet, it just came to me."
"wow you are such a toinker"
by shinee233 May 1, 2014
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