thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

thicker

Noun: Basically a girl or guy that is "larger" that of your liking. If the subject is thicker than your standards...then they are a thicker.

This word is also unique in the fact that instead of a negative connotation, it can be a positive tag. If you like the fattys that is, roll in that dough...ect.

She was a thicker, so I passed her off to my buddy.

by s carroll November 5, 2005

thackers

A confident person, who pulls a certain individual only, when she is heavily intoxicated by alcohol...then belives he had a girlfriend

"That boy just done a Thackers"

by Footiemad_11 January 14, 2007

Thicker than a snicker

Thicker than a snicker is when a girl has a round but and big and cute

Dang girl you are thicker than a snicker

by Devnnot October 26, 2019

Thicker than a snicker

Nico

Nico is hella fine... no he’s thicker than a snicker

by Skater999 October 23, 2018

tockerpointment

When you go to Tockers house and he promises your pork burgers and then gets drunk and refuses to cook you pork burgers. A real problem that affects 1 in 4471000 New Zealanders.

Me: Hey bro make me pork burgers

Tocker: ok soon

Me: hey bro wheres the burgers at

Tocker: fuck yo couch nigga

me: I feel tockerpointment

by skodynads May 14, 2015

THACKER SMACKER

TO BE STRUCK OR STUCK IN A TRANCE BY A MAN WITH EXCEPTIONAL GOOD LOOKS , DARK TAN , STRONG , AND EYES YOU CAN NOT LOOK AWAY FROM.

THAT MODEL GAVE ME THE THACKER SMACKER WHEN HE STRUCK THAT POSE.

by eye gazer June 23, 2021