Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2017

Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.

Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.

by yummyboot June 25, 2024

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Gospelize

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy

Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

by The original Queen Bee August 07, 2019

Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021