gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Gospel nature

Sub-genre of Gospel music that honors everything nature & cosmic, matriarchy

Founded in 2023 by Shanalu Analukka

Do you listen to Gospel nature? It makes me feel one with Mother Nature and myself

by DigitalPeaches December 30, 2023

Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.

Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.

by yummyboot June 24, 2024

Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024