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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
mugGet the Group Chat Theorymug.

Class group chats

When you are forced into a chat with the innocence classmates and can’t send dirty memes
It is living hell those damn Class group chats.
by Da idjit July 6, 2018
mugGet the Class group chatsmug.

Group chats

by HotDaddy2424 December 5, 2019
mugGet the Group chatsmug.

sogga group chat

a discord group chat that consists of based people and is also feared by gay people
Person A: hey do you know sogga group chat?

Person B: yes its the most based place ever!
Person C: no.. its literally the most toxic and scariest place to go to,,,
Person A: Person C pls kys you're clearly active on Twitter
by iamc0nfu53d May 29, 2022
mugGet the sogga group chatmug.

Group chat

A group of more the. 3+ people that send hw
by Nick plays a January 29, 2020
mugGet the Group chatmug.

condo group chat

Online communities of people living in collective housing spaces; they operate primarily on WhatsApp and have great potential to lead to friendships and conflicts
“Oh, you’re not aware? I saw it in the condo group chat.”
by aroliveira September 6, 2025
mugGet the condo group chatmug.

Lily from the group chat

The mom/Heather of the group that keeps every on track/ tells them how to dress like a totally slutt.
Lily aka the mom of the group she slays over all of us aka lily from the group chat
by Yoursluttlily January 13, 2021
mugGet the Lily from the group chatmug.

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