Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries

Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work

I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.

by Deb DeVito December 12, 2006

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Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

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busty tavern wench

a constant attention whore

or bitchy girl who dates every online guy she sees

kitty_843 the worst of all

by dothacker5 April 8, 2005

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hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

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golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.

I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.

by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018

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