Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries

Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work

I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.

by Deb DeVito December 12, 2006

Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

busty tavern wench

a constant attention whore

or bitchy girl who dates every online guy she sees

kitty_843 the worst of all

by dothacker5 April 8, 2005

hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

Taverne-fucked

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.

Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.

by Annada March 11, 2019

Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Tavernitis

A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.

Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.

by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023