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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
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patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.
"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"
by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009
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patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.
hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night
by johnjam76 June 15, 2010
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Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017
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Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021
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Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.
*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.
by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022
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Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.
Patchy the Pirate videos 😊
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023
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