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The Internet Rapture™

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011
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the internet

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
by istancow August 3, 2010
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The dress that broke the internet

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.
Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.
by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015
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Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.
So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies
by fluffypenis August 13, 2017
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You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.
rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet
by Joe August 4, 2004
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Pirate of the Internet

(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)
We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.
by Raz Vectranos December 28, 2006
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Old Rules Of The Internet

1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.
The Game.
See- Old Rules Of The Internet, to try again.
by Anonymous9820 September 27, 2008
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