Bort Cuse

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

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Borts

Boy jorts, like how bussy is boy pussy

Nice borts man, really covers your buddy up

by Courier69 August 8, 2024

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For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.

I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!

by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022

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Bort

Luke: “I’m going to bort all over your face.”
Gavin: “what is a bort?”

by Bort Sr. September 30, 2023

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fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

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