textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.

Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

by yuppers12356789 July 21, 2011

textie

(N), A person that you text with a lot, as in bestie. By the end of the weekend you may not know a person well, but you have texted them so much, you feel as if you are friends.

I never see my friends in St. Louis or Pennsylvania anymore, but at least we're still texties.

by Imnitoriginal February 27, 2015

Textie McTexterson

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.

Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!

by Telephony January 9, 2019

Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

textlemming

People who walk while constantly texting- head down, can't see where they're going. At a greater risk of walking into things, like moving cars and closed doors.

Hey, did you just see that textlemming walk right into that street lamp?

by teedoff June 30, 2009

textolepsy

Textolepsy (n) It's like narcolepsy, except the patient doesn't fall asleep, they lapse into a text conversation on their phone, suddenly losing all awareness of their surroundings. Typified by slumping shoulders, twiddling of thumbs, and a smartphone several inches from the patient's face. May occur in the middle of a conversation, during a meal, in class or, in severe cases, on stage during a community theater performance. Beware that patients suffering from this disorder are rarely aware that they are drifting away or how long they have been in "the texting place". Most patients believe that they were being totally nonchalant and that their frequent texting has gone completely unnoticed when in fact it's totally obvious to everybody.

Mary: Can you believe that the bride's maid was texting during the ceremony?

Jane: I know. How did she not know that everyone could see her? I felt so embarassed for her.

Mary: Maybe she was having one of those textoleptic episodes or something.

Jane: Whatever. Fucking textoleptic idiots.

Mary: Jane, I don't like it when you talk that way. Textolepsy is a serious disease.

Jane: I know that, Mary. I've never told you before, but my mother suffered from textolepsy. *sobs*

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: I've never told that to anyone...

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: ...but I trust you and you always listen so well and...

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: ...Mary?

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: Were you texting just now?

Mary: Oh, I was just replying to my friend who sent me a funny picture and...

Jane: YOU FUCKING TEXTOLEPTIC BITCH!

by vinnypod December 7, 2012

textiles

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011