testoster-pwn

1. When someone is more masculine than someone else, thus "pwning" them with their masculinity/testosterone.'

2. When someone is in contact with more males than someone else.

1. Boy 1: "My little sister can throw a football much farther than I can."
Boy 2: "Sounds like she just testoster-pwned you."

2. Girl 1: "Going to an all-girls school can be so boring. My friend in public school has so many more guy friends!"
Girl 2: "Well, you've just been testoster-pwned."

by jamazinggg September 29, 2009

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosteronious

The condition of being completely over-indulged in testosterone, to such a level that you actually transmogrify into douche.

Yeah he is so testosteronious

by Mahler8 September 25, 2010

testosterotard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant005 November 15, 2010

testosteroney

When a guy cares way too much about his masculinity.

Ugh. Wilson is so testosteroney.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

tesstastic

Th act of amazing a general audience with your wit, or how slutty you can be.

Ohmigod that tesstastic is so hot! She is funny, too

by Tesstastic February 7, 2008

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005