Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.

Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.

by darkralph January 23, 2014

Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018

Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties

Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.

by j-boss November 8, 2007

Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

under-tempratured

The Nordic way to stating 'cold' or 'cool' in the sense that you might freeze someone simply by touching their exposed flesh.

David cools Nex down with his Nordic under-tempratured yet furry body.

by Mah_boi November 7, 2009

waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018