teleboards

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011

Teleport

The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.

A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.

Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!

by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018