by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
Get the teleporting shitmug. Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
Get the Teleportation-through-time-istsmug. The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024
Get the Teleporting Highmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer<.7.9.7.6.>0mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer For Female Bosseses<.7.9.7.6.>0mug. The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.
Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).
by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021
Get the No-Fault Teleportationmug. I have to put up with a teleport.
by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm May 1, 2023
Get the teleportmug.