tingletouch

a sexual touch that leave you with a tingling feeling

the man tingletouched me leaving me with goose bums all across my body

by sammmmyyy September 30, 2007

tanglebone

Drunk skanks. Also used in reference to tangled bones.

The other day, I tangleboned.

ta-ta tanglebone.

by the tangler trio April 17, 2009

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Tanglefoot

One of the best beers in the world, made by Badger Brewery in Dorchester Dorset UK. It is a tad mild (not very bitter) for some tastes but otherwise is very close to perfection. Try at least 5 pints (note a proper 'Imperial' pint is 568ml not the pathetic little US cups for lightweight Americans) to discover the real feet-tangling effect.

I don't know how I got home after those 6 pints of Tanglefoot, I must have used a beer taxi and beer compass. I do seem to have some unusual bruises.

by Lesley Martin April 6, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

tangentopoli

Literally "Bribe City", but also "Bribegate", is an Italian political scandal that in 1991-94 revealed many parties were corrupted. This resulted in many old parties to disappear from Parliament.

Tangentopoli

by RVGamer06 August 20, 2021