twimentia

A state of confusion when someone on Twitter replies to you and you have no idea to what they are referring to.

@imawesome shoot man, that was my least favorite tweet of yours

@noimawesome dawg, i aint got a clue of what you are talking bout. ive got twimentia

by rvlution October 25, 2010

Bean Twist

Stimulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger by twisting in feverish manner.

After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.

Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.

That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Memphis Twist

(n) the act of receiving a blow job in which the woman uses both hands and twists them in opposite directions. indigenous to the land of blues and barbeque, the motion is similar to the childish act called the indian rope burn, but is in no way something a child is ready for. very effective when the woman is skilled and an efficient user of her saliva.

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"dude, i got some serious head last night." - Nick
"how was it" - John
"once she started with the Memphis Twist i cumblasted the back of her throat" - Nick
"wow that's intense" - John
"tell me about it. she was burping my sauce all night" - Nick

by JAM3 December 17, 2008

TwiShit

A derogatory term for the complete dribble that has spilled from the pen of Stephenie Meyer and infected the minds of the world.

The Twilight series is, in case you have not already noticed, possibly the worst set of books ever created in the world, and will soon be forgotten in the dark depths of history.

"My God! You're reading the TwiShit Series?"

by Nikolai Borlaschk October 23, 2008

pinch and twist

v. One method of scratching an itch on your balls. Grasp the itchy section of scrotum between your thum and forefinger and twist the skin ever so gently. Or ever so violently, depending on how itchy you are.

Synonym: pinch and roll

Girlfriend: "What are you doing with your hands down your pants all the time?"
Me: "The pinch and twist."

by i am so hungry February 7, 2006

dimple twist

The act of sticking your index finger(s) in the dimple spot(s) on your cheek and rotating your finger(s) around. Has two (2) meanings:

(1) When accompanied by an "awww" sound the dimple twist is used to pretend to feel sorry for someone or try to embarrass or annoy them

(2) When lacking a verbal accompaniment it is used to admit wrongdoing while still feeling coy about the bad behavior

*dimple twist* Awwwww did somebody lose at a game of monopoly?
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Q: Did you leave the milk out all night?
A: *dimple twist*
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Q: Did you steal my beer?
A: *dimple twist*

by Jessy46 January 8, 2014

Twista

World's fastest rapper. Can rap amazingly fast and has won competitions for his skills.

Have you heard that new Twista song? "Adrenaline Rush?"

by TSS April 19, 2003