Twat

One of the meanings is a Womens Vagina.

"Twat!"
"Well my mum says i am what i eat"

by Laurel xoxo February 14, 2008

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twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 09, 2003

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1. Female genitalia.
2. An offensive name.
3.A silly Welsh ginger cunt.

I'd like to see her twat.

You fucking twat.

Oi you squirrelly twat.

by pissflap mcgee June 08, 2013

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1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

by mugwump November 13, 2004

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I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi March 11, 2005

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1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

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A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

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