Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008

tulip chain

The manner of connecting multiple output devices in parallel to a single input. Also, the manner of connecting multiple input devices in parallel to a single output. Not to be confused with daisy chain by that one friend who also tends to confuse semantics with pedantics.

We can totally get the fluid flow we need in this circuit if we tulip chain a couple of pumps together.

by arcflashfriday April 12, 2019

Tulip Joint

An Amsterdam specialty joint, resembling the flower it is named after with a pencil sized roach and a massive bulb full of the tastiest reefa out there.

Never attempt to smoke one by yourself, if a marijuana overdose is possible, this would be the cause of it.

We smoked this fat tulip joint at a party a couple days ago and I'm still baked!

by JohanSebastien August 16, 2011

Tulip Poppler

The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.

Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.

by the mad HessMan August 30, 2010

tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

by Nerdyo December 18, 2017

tulip Juice

trinidadian word for lemon juice

i never always knew that was tulip juice

by Miamour07 December 27, 2011

tulip bud

The perfect vagina. Smooth, tight and snuggly.

I ate her tulip bud out last night and it tasted like heaven.

by mancyclopediac September 29, 2018