Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor

I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!

by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

tractor beam

A powerful ray or beam of energy that pulls objects into the emitter; a manipulation of graviational force around a selected object.

"How did you get into that bad habit?"

"I don't know, it was like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.

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Our ship was pulled into the tractor beam

by Gingerman the Bread April 18, 2008

Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.

Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.

by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004

Tractor beam

When a person walks past a TV/computer screen and stops mid-stance to stare at whatever is on the screen, instead of continuing on to his destination. Appears to have been pulled in by the tractor beam of the screen and is unable to move or think.

I asked my son to go make his lunch for school but he passed the loungeroom on the way and Scooby Doo was on, and he was caught in the tractor beam. He was there, frozen solid, for a good ten minutes until I turned off the TV.

by littlebarefoot August 22, 2010

Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

by STPenney April 6, 2011

tractor daddy

A person who loves country music

He is such a tractor daddy

by All the heathers December 2, 2017