you toob

a boomer term. usually when they try to show you a video and they say "you toob". correction: videos.

hey kiddo, i have some interesting you toobs for you to check out.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 24, 2021

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

Noob Toob

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)

e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs

by Killer toob April 18, 2006

Toobin

When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

by Miotoss October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a zoom call

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

by mrumo October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.

Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.

by DocKilmer October 19, 2020