extreme tots

A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.

Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.

by JOOOOONNNNNNNNN January 6, 2009

Prosti-tots

Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.

When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.

Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?

by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010

toftb

Stands for: Tits Out For The Boys
A chant said by males for the amusement or an expression of fondness to the female breasts.

A group of Males chanting: 'TOFTB I SAID TOFTB, SAY WHAT?!'

by stephoe April 25, 2009

Weak Tots

Failure to live up to one's preconceived expectations.

"I bought a $50 bottle of wine and it tasted just like Two-buck-chuck."

"Weak tots."

by scottyjski January 13, 2009

tootstain

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.

Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.

by podizzle September 23, 2009

Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

by psmitchum February 7, 2009