tootstain

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

Thotstand

When a THOT in Scottsdale, AZ does a handstand while wearing a skirt letting everyone know she’s got the red laced undies on and means business

Nate filmed girls performing thotstands at the house... #natesanarc

by Cg818 June 25, 2018

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Titstain

Such as a nipple is generally a different color than that of one’s skin, it may be referred to as a “titstain”

Did you see the size of that persons titstains?

or
I really like pierced titstains

by Vidiuz July 29, 2019

titstain

Someone who really sucks sausages. He walks around thinking hes Jesus but hes really just an idiot.

John is such a titstain. I hate that retard.

by Gary Busey November 18, 2004

Toothtango

when your teeth are chattering from extreme cold or rage.

as the temperature dropped I could see that my friend Dan was doing the toothtango

by Wall-E Space September 13, 2019

Tootsincomin

When you and your significant other both are experiencing Gas issues at the same time.

My wife and both should have passed on the second bowl of chili. Now we have tootsincomin.

by YogaDan May 1, 2021