TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)

Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

tinfoil hat

Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!

The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!

by Bas April 8, 2005

titflip

To flip someone’s tit and fly away on a unicorn (or Pegasus), which is infected with squaids.

iTortor: "I just titflipped Anna."
Hans: "Oh really?”
Anna: "... you two have serious bootyism issues.”

by itortor April 11, 2010

Titnotized

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titfluence

The ability to influence someone with your boobs.

Liz was unable to persuade Max to move because she lacked titfluence.

by maxbarefoot123454321 January 11, 2012

Titanfalling

hanging from a high, precarious position(i.e bridge) and crouching while looking over everything. A mark of true badassery

Jim was titanfalling over a cliff but he fell!

by TheUrbanFricktionary November 11, 2014

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020