Thanos

A purple man

Hell yeah man thanos is crazy epic

by Lil pum July 24, 2018

The Thanos

When you find out your girl is pregnant, so you snap and dispappear

“Babe, I’m pregnant”
*SNAP* *Leave here*
This is The Thanos

by Anyononononymousy December 02, 2019

Thanos

large purple floating yeeze with a golden glove luck for the dank jems

thanos needs the dank jems

by pok2mon._• September 04, 2018

Thanos

I big shriveled up grape that goes around collecting stones and putting them on a yellow oven mit.

Thanos

by .....................,.,,,,.., May 03, 2019

Thanos

a not-so-look-like nurd that hates people, is homicidal, and has a shiny rock collection

oh no, Thanos is back! The geologist!

by ABiggerNigger May 24, 2019

Thanos

A fuckboy with dry skin and dominance issues. If a Thanos starts flirting with you, RUN, as he will probably make you do something really fucking weird in bed later.

Leshanna: He's Cute! Did you get his name?
Veronica: It's Thanos
Leshanna: OoH GiRL, you better run!
Veronica: Good call! We better go, he's making out with his glove?

by eric.blair April 08, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is known for his great cameo in the video game Fortnite. Thanos enjoys driving his Thanos car and killing half the universe.

Mr. Thanos I dont feel so good.

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018