Inquisitive man: Why are you masturbating?
Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this
Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?
Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank
(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!
Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?
Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.
Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this
Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?
Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank
(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!
Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?
Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.
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