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S.T.B

"Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs.
Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going home early after a night out in Liverpool, returning back to your unnamed hotel and soiling the carpet and walls (?) of a whole hotel corridor. Of course, to emphasise your stupidity, you will first take off the majority of your clothes, 'hide' them in a hotel cleaning cupboard for no apparent reason and alert the german workmen staying in the same hotel of the treat you've created outside their door by banging on it loudly shouting "2 world wars and 1 world cup".

You will of course complete the embrassing episode by losing your watch, wallet and mobile phone and then be "showered down" by one of the disgusted hotel bar staff (who will have found you unconscious).

Your first comment in the morning will thus be; "S.T.B".
by James Britton February 1, 2006
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T&B

Short for tea and brandy. The drink was popularized by Yang Wenli, a character from the anime "Legend of the Galactic Heroes" and is made with a cup of tea, an ounce or two of brandy, and sweetened to taste. It is the most warming and relaxing drink known to man.
Reinhard: sup Yang?
Yang: just shootan your troops and sippin' a T&B
Reinhard: sounds relaxing
by Phezzanin February 22, 2011
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G.T.B.M.C

Mz Pretty Was Walking Trying To Look Cute And Broke Her Heel And She Fell I Was Like What Do They Say G.T.B.M.C (GotsToBeMoCareful)
by GhettoQueen July 28, 2019
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B.T.S.B

Big Tits, Small Brain.

A girl with big breasts but doesn't have any smarts.
Justin: Yo, did you see that girl pass by? She got B.T.S.B!
Michael: Dude, THATS MY SISTER...
by Juuustin September 26, 2006
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T.O.F.T.B

Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes
by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010
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T.B.I.Y.T.C.

by kairosperson99 March 20, 2011
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T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
by mwalker April 29, 2020
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