turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

stripping wire

To jerk off, masterbate

"Where is Andy?"

"Dude I think he's still in his room stripping wire"

"Man, he's always jerking off, he needs a girlfriend"

by The BIGGEST T February 26, 2014

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010

gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.

my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

Mass Snapping

The snapchat that your friend sends to their entire contact list in an obsessive attempt to break 1 million snap score.

You all know at least one person that does this.

you: Hey man, jen sent me the funniest snap yesterday of her dog
friends: I got it too
you: I thought we were tight, but that girl's just mass snapping us for snap score

by UnSwogger January 22, 2016

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010