Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Syringe

adjective

to be of a calm nature

/ causing great admiration and respect
/ wise
/ based
/ higher status than Alpha

opposite : cringe

Stefan : I can't stand Axel he's too fucking syringe, he's stealing all them girls.
Jean-esther : What does that even mean ?
Stefan : Syringe ?
Jean-esther : Ye
Stefan : Its like being alpha with a couple more steps to it ?
j34n-XxX_esSTh3r_XxX : Like this ?
Stefan : Yeah

by oddvlt April 20, 2020

Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.

Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!

by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022

shminglish

A language derived from English in which the first consonant of every word is replaced with "shm". If the word does not start with a consonant, you add "shm" as a prefix

"Shmi shmove shmou", said Alex, letting his love know his affections in Shminglish.

by Jackman6of7 June 5, 2017

human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

shming

1. To fill in those awkward awkward silences
2. To express happiness
3. Another word for "snap!"
4. A great word to say when drunk/high/generally smashed.

Could possibly be a verb...

"What the hell does shming mean?"
"Who cares. Shming!"

by Bel October 11, 2005