pussy swoll

When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.

Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!

by Rivday March 10, 2014

swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm

She swallowed my kids last night famo

by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015

Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.

Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.

by TallandThick December 8, 2015

swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.

If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.

by hold the mayo March 3, 2004

sword swallower

One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.

That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.

by F. June 23, 2003

your mother should have swallowed you

It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.

Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.

So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...

by YAWA September 14, 2018