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switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!
by mike December 29, 2003
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Switchblade

When you have an erection and you put it between your legs so it appears to be a mangina, then suddenly you release, and KAPOW WAM BAM STEAL THE VAN. THE KIDS GOT A STIFFY. This is often executed into a friends face because it fucking hilarious
I switchbladed rolf earlier in the night. I need to look out or he is gunna goat me
by WAMBAMSTEALTHEVAN13 July 28, 2010
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switchfoot

1) An incredibly amazing band.

2) One of the only Christian rock bands today that actually has talent and plays real music (besides Relient K).
I love Switchfoot. People who sit at their computers thinking of negative things to put about Switchfoot on here have wayyy too much time on their hands. It's pretty sad. And Switchfoot loves you.
by Emilyzzzzz May 2, 2005
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Switchblade Sistah

1. A gang of the toughest, fiercest girls you'll ever meet. They aways wield switchblades in their pocket and will cut you if you're not careful. Usuaully seen speaking in a thick dialect, a Switchblade Sistah is not to be messed with.

2. A fierce, tough female, with a lot of sass.
John: I was walking through 54th & Crenshaw and I was mugged.
Eric: Oh, you must've ran into a pack of Switchblade Sistahs. You better be careful next time.

Tina: Girl, you stabbed me in the back! I trusted you.
Joanne: Hun, I am a Switchblade sistah, what do you expect?
by haskova town December 4, 2010
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Canadian Switchblade

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.
This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...
by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010
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Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.
DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"
by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023
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SwitchBag

The oldest person alive, he was there in the garden of Eden. he invented fire. he was one of Jesus's followers. he helped paint the Mona Lisa. he discovered America first. this man is so old he is ready to be fossilized.
by SwitchBag December 26, 2021
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