Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Stirthen

To shake the absolute shit out of someone

Max tried to stirthen Jim to wake him up

by TheDinoSavior February 25, 2019

swifthunt

Swifthunt usually means when someone is very fast and smart. He is a keen hunter and able to think on the spot.

Look at him go he is such a Swifthunt

by Swifthunt August 13, 2019

Swithin

A beautiful handsome majestic person that never ceases to amaze someone. They will never give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you. They will open their house as a safe haven to all, never letting their friendships end on a bad note. They love everyone but people think they are mean. They really deserve better.

Man 1: Have you seen swithin?
Man 2: Yeah, Swithin is so hot.

by GreenSpaghetti123 December 5, 2021

Swarthling

An individual born having the complexion of an eggplant.

"Observe the inner city swarthling, surely on his way to purchase new sneakers. A new pair of Nike Jordans perhaps; Surely feeding his family can wait."

"Would you like a glass of purple drink after your newport, swarthling?"

"Cotton picking swarthling."

by f3r February 25, 2010

skirth

Short for "scum of the earth"

We walked into a nasty bar and it was filled with skirth.

by Tyler Naval December 31, 2007

Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009