Swifting

swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.

-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.

- I am swifting at him right now

or

"shes PMSing at the moment"
" NAH BRO SHES SWIFTING IT RUNN!!"

by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011

Taylor Swifting

When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.

Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)

by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

Swiftin' in my grill

When someone is really feeling the Taylor Swift song that is playing and begins to sing along with the lyrics in your face.

How many times do I have to tell you not to be Swiftin' in my grill!

by Ashbrey Huffenjustin October 22, 2010

Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012