To masturbate.
by HughManatee October 10, 2013
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Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.
by Jack Stadnick February 2, 2006
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The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.
Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."
Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."
Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."
Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
by Potato Sack December 23, 2007
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action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.
copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.
noun: the only true glory of the universe.
action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.
copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.
noun: the only true glory of the universe.
action verb:
I gem sweatered until their faces melted off. SHAZAM!
copular verb:
He gem sweaters vermilion, chartreuse, and magenta all over the place, filling our minds with passions.
noun:
Glory be to the Mother and to the Jams and to the Gem Sweater, as it was in the Bedazzler, is Now, and ever shall be, Beats without End. Amvets.
I gem sweatered until their faces melted off. SHAZAM!
copular verb:
He gem sweaters vermilion, chartreuse, and magenta all over the place, filling our minds with passions.
noun:
Glory be to the Mother and to the Jams and to the Gem Sweater, as it was in the Bedazzler, is Now, and ever shall be, Beats without End. Amvets.
by SumeragiSlut October 2, 2007
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You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022
Get the sunlight won't sweeten trash mug.A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"
B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"
A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."
B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"
A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."
by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011
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aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
by Schnugg September 24, 2007
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