Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.

I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.

by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016

Swampy Sea

When the male shits into a females Vagina pussy and then continues to have sex to stir it all around and finishes by eating her out

Yeah baby I want that good swampy sea.

by whackgal69 April 4, 2017

swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

Swampy

The act of doing something incredibly silly that shouldn't be done, for the purpose of giggles.

"Ey yo boi, do something swampy!"

by CivilGryphon February 17, 2017