Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.

After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."

by Citizen_14 December 9, 2008

shabby

rubbish, ugly and generally not good

not too shabby
shabby!

by master B November 20, 2003

scabby

adj. vile, nasty, filthy.

"You are a scabby whore!"

by foreverenemy October 25, 2004

stabby-hot

When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.

"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."

by anon p. anon August 17, 2009

Swabbly

When you feel not quite right, or when something is not quite right.

"I came down with a cold, and now I feel all swabbly."

by emsiehammer December 3, 2009

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

by jegenes July 22, 2010