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Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!
"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"
by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008
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Settler

Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.

The opposite of a reacher
Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.
by BurningRave January 27, 2010
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shuttle plate

Small plate used to transport food from one dish to another. Very useful in large family style dinners. Orriginated at Buca de Beppo, Austin TX.
Sure, you can try some of my chicken, send the shuttle plate down here so I can pass you some.

Party of 12 for dinner please, and we will need at least 2 shuttle plates.
by Olieo October 19, 2006
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Settle It In Smash

1. A song by Garrett Williamson and Yungtown. Both definitions are relating to the Nintendo game, Super Smash Bros.

2. A way to settle a debate by playing Super Smash Bros. and seeing who wins.
Definition 1:
Person 1: Dude that's a cool song, what's it called?
Person 2: Settle It In Smash

Definition 2:
Person 1: I get the last slice of pizza!
Person 2: Let's settle it in Smash!
by Blu Hood Games April 4, 2017
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
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shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom
Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.
by Professor_Z August 7, 2020
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rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.
1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.
by olsongt May 9, 2009
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