Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

substance slut

A girl that loves using any substance put available with zero hesitation no matter how hard the drug.

Damn, that Sophie girl is really a substance slut.

by substanceslut January 12, 2025

Staining Substance

An energy drink that is spilled on a table, ultimately staining the surface.

The boy spilled staining substance on the teachers desk, now it is an odd color...

by Haysyd March 17, 2025

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

substance > spin

It means that substance is better than spin. It is a rejection of hype, misinformation, disinformation, biased argumentation , cherry-picking, mis-framing , logical fallacies and outright bullshit.

In a world of partisan politics, commercial spin and ai “hallucinations” substance > spin has never been more important.

by Clear as an un-muddy lake June 15, 2024

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

substance baby

someone who benefits off of substances

“i need that *drug* to go to sleep”
“you substance baby”

by yes.hi.its.me November 29, 2023