stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.

“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”

by Blake Day December 31, 2020

simphead23

the BESSSST mutual ever. hes so funny and amazing. i’m watching BSD for them rn <3

“Hey are you mutuals with simphead23?”
“you mean the legendary and funniest content creator on tiktok? cause yea 🤣💪”

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Stompeado

In the early 1900's they used to disposse of peados, in very simple effective way. So a bit like a stampede, they would just do a stompeado, essentially the pervert would be riverdanced to pieces.

Rite this this little nonce is gonna stompeado

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater December 21, 2021

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.

“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”

by Partchfield May 30, 2022