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Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.
After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.
by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007
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air training corps

a cadet organization based in the uk , part of the air cadet organization and royal air force. cadets are taught activites such as drill, camps are organized where cadets participate in leadership tasks and tiring activites, and AEFs are regular activites (air experience flights). uniform is worn.
by aslan22 May 26, 2009
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home training

Lacking home-taught manners and social etiquette.
ex. Those assholes who were yelling in the mall lack home traning.
ex. Shaleiqua does not say please or thank you. She says "yo, gimme that shit". That is lacking in home training.
by Fifiiii September 19, 2008
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anal training

the process of training the sphincter muscles to relax and accept insertions more easily.
My Mistress is slowly training my anus for strap-on sex, to help She purchased your anal training kit a month ago. It has helped me to learn to relax my sphincter and get more enjoyment from our sessions, next, I hope, will be your dilator kit. I have a much easier time of handling her dildo now.
by Nikki-NikKay September 14, 2006
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Training Wheels

(noun): A girl or guy friend who patiently teaches you everything from how to make out to properly pleasuring future sexual partners of the same genders so that you don't embarrass yourself when you score a hot date by being inexperienced.
Steve was so lucky to have Jessica as training wheels, otherwise this new girl would be way out of his league sexually.
by Umbilical May 23, 2014
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Basic Training Balls

When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.
By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.
by The king 061393 May 26, 2011
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