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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.
Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?
by mcspiff January 27, 2011
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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Smokinghotgf

A goddess to be worshiped by everyone. Every night at 8:30 pm ppl pray to her for exactly 3 hours
Brad: Do you believe in smokinghotgf supremacy?
Chad: no, I don’t

Brad: get fucked! XD
by Smokinghotgfsimpofficial14 January 17, 2021
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smoking cat

A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time
Ernie snitched on his friends for smoking, hes a smoking cat
by pipeman88 May 29, 2021
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Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.
by firedragon45 December 7, 2010
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pippy long stockin

Gun, term used by the rapper Drakeo the Ruler
“I got pippy long stockin in the safe with me
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what are you smokin?

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person
when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!
by chillymiller October 10, 2006
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