An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you
by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015
Get the crush stealer mug.A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.
Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.
David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012
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"Get him in the police van ...he's Stellard"
"What's his problem? ...is he Stellard?"
"He thinks he's Artois ...but he's Stellard"
"Drunk and disorderly? ...No he's completely Stellard"
"What's his problem? ...is he Stellard?"
"He thinks he's Artois ...but he's Stellard"
"Drunk and disorderly? ...No he's completely Stellard"
by Marshallasthefish December 10, 2007
Get the Stellard mug.A large geographical area surrounding Pittsburgh PA. Typical signs that you are in Steeler Country would be the sky turns Black and Gold, Big Ben is not a clock, "Taking the Bus" is 3 yards and a cloud of bodies, Mullets are Vogue, Sandwiches contain French Fries, "Here We Go Stillers Here We Go" chants could break out during Sunday Church Service and roads go absolutely nowhere. Furthermore, when a Steeler fan goes on the Road or moves away from home a 6 foot radius surrounding said Steeler Fan is also known as "Steeler Country." Accompaning this portable Steeler Country is usually odor of pierogie or keilbassa.
In football circles if asked "where are you from?" a Steeler Fan says it all by simply saying... Steeler Country.
by DiscoDadda June 22, 2006
Get the Steeler Country mug.An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
by benthere March 8, 2008
Get the ass-wipe seller mug.Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.
(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----
(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----
(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010
Get the Pun-Stealer mug.One of your "questionnable" friends who, when you try to set up your other friend with some chicks, comes by and steals the attention from said friend. thus making him a communist,thunder-stealing, jerkface!; Also makes you feel like a jerk because your well thought out plan to hook up a friend goes horribly wrong.
"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"
by AcousticBandit8 October 1, 2009
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