starfuck

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.

The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

starfuck

After drinking several Venti's from the Starbucks Coffee Chain, your fucks become so jittery, you see stars!

After consuming three Venti lattes consecutively, she starfucked him.

by C boss September 28, 2006

StarFucked!

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009

Studfucker

One who has sex with only good looking people

"Oh I hear she's a studfucker, you have no chance man"

by OoshB June 15, 2012

Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.

guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*

by El domarino July 4, 2014

starfucking

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.

If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.

by ilk June 3, 2004

Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.

Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.

by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017