Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

Thomas Stanley Holland

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!

Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him”

by My g init bruv March 11, 2019

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Stanley Parable

Stan-ley Par-a-ble (Stan-lee par-uh-buhl)

Noun.

1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.

Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.

by Stanley 427 August 15, 2011

Strangle

Choke by putting hands or something else around the neck.

Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall.

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

by Michael Jackdaughter November 25, 2021