by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."
by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018
Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2022
When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
by cranberryzero October 18, 2007
When a girl is so boring that it's an utter turnoff. Just being near her staleness is excruciatingly taxing on your positive attitude.
Guy 1: I wanted this girl until I found out she was a stale bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
by TheMaster. January 1, 2011
When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling January 3, 2016
Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.
by Beebix April 5, 2006