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When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling April 13, 2016
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