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Stale Ass Bitch 

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.
A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

Toronto style bitch slap 

A back alley handjob
Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does

bitch stole my fish 

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

Bitch stare 

A look usually given by girls to other girls to intimidate. Girls that do this can be described as a bitch face. You look right up and down them and then look into their eyes like ¬_¬ and then usually walk off.
She gave me a bitch stare and walked off.
Word of the Day on July 8, 2014

bitch scale 

the scale of how bitch a person is being in a day.
danielle is being a 10 on the bitch scale today.
bitch scale by p0m February 12, 2009

that bitch stole my taco! 

technically from a myspace bulletin chain-letter. taco: some nice thing of yours, could be a gf/bf, or winning a game. basically means you lost something, not an item though.
"That bitch stole my taco!"
"Oh no she did not."
"Hellz no. That be my taco. Nobody steals my taco."