Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.

Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.

Stale Spunk by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

reverse skunk style

Similar to the reverse cowgirl, but in the poopshoot

Last night we had sex reverse skunk style, and now my poopshoot and abs hurt.

reverse skunk style by Erika De La Torre April 13, 2008

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skunk style

extremely raunchy (doggy style) sex between to people who have not bathed in the past week

guy1: me and guy3 did it skunk style 3 days ago we both stank so bad but i still havent showered
guy2: ugh gross i can tell u smell so bad even actual skunks are keeping their distance
guy1:mmmmm yea lets see how nasty i can get till next time we go skunk style

skunk style by stinkyrottenass October 24, 2011

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skunk style

Sharding (farting with some shit coming out) in a females mouth, preferably while at a high state of arousal.

Big M opened her mouth while Snake Eyes ripped a big one, sharding in her gaping mouth he yelled "now THATS what I call skunk style"!

skunk style by jbp May 25, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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