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Stale Spunk 

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Stale Spunk by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

reverse skunk style 

Similar to the reverse cowgirl, but in the poopshoot
Last night we had sex reverse skunk style, and now my poopshoot and abs hurt.

skunk style 

extremely raunchy (doggy style) sex between to people who have not bathed in the past week
guy1: me and guy3 did it skunk style 3 days ago we both stank so bad but i still havent showered
guy2: ugh gross i can tell u smell so bad even actual skunks are keeping their distance
guy1:mmmmm yea lets see how nasty i can get till next time we go skunk style
skunk style by stinkyrottenass October 24, 2011

skunk style 

Sharding (farting with some shit coming out) in a females mouth, preferably while at a high state of arousal.
Big M opened her mouth while Snake Eyes ripped a big one, sharding in her gaping mouth he yelled "now THATS what I call skunk style"!
skunk style by jbp May 25, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026